Share these funny one-liners and seasonal puns with friends, family and anyone else seeking a springtime laugh.

What book would you take with you at the end of the world? What book would you carry, occupying precious space in a pack, taking away room for other resources like food, blankets, weapons or water, ...

"There's Noel time like the present." "Wake me up before you cocoa." "You're mistletoe-tally rad." "May you get everything you want this year, and myrrh!" “Happy holly-days,” said the wreath to the ...

Let’s face it: If you clicked on this, you probably dream of eating pasta for every meal of the day. It might be a little hard to have it for breakfast, but hey, nothing is impastable. Pasta puns are ...

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Vow to make everyone laugh on the big day—and the days leading up to it—with these hilarious wedding jokes Nothing is more important to a wedding than a well-timed joke or clever pun. Well, that and ...

My battery had an alkaline problem, so it went to AA meetings. Hilarious, eh? Don’t blame me, a computer model predicted that you would find this pun amusing. Its makers hope to use it to give robots ...

Puns are divisive in comedy. Critics groan that they are the “lowest form of wit,” a quote attributed to various writers. Others—including Shakespeare—pun with abandon. The brain itself seems divided ...