To get the Goat Queen trophy/ achievement in Goat Simulator 3, you’ll need to rank up your Goat Castle to B Tier, which translates to 90 Illuminati Points. Image Source: Coffee Stain North via ...

There is a very convenient way of accurately and succinctly summing up the degree of absurdity to which Goat Simulator 3 aspires: There is no such thing as Goat Simulator 2. Those familiar with Coffee ...

Goat Simulator 3 has everything Goat Sim fans could possibly want and more: classic headbutting gameplay, mini-games and quests to complete, and more ways to traverse the world than you’d ever truly ...

Writing on video games since 2017, Sam joined the GR ranks in summer 2022. Primarily penning reviews/previews, it's been his pleasure to work with the site. A partiular highlight was when he got to ...

Andrew is a freelance writer from UK who specialises in video game news. He has written for What Culture, Rock Paper Shotgun, and PCGamesN. In 2023, he finally caved and bought an Xbox Series X. If ...

We may receive a commission on purchases made from links. There are countless things in the world designed for people who thrive on chaos — those who show up, but they do so careening sideways, those ...

With so many simulator experiences out there, Goat Simulator still managed to make quite a few waves with its debut a few years ago. Taking the simulation gimmick to a absurd new level, it instead ...

The original Goat Simulator released back in 2014, and while it’s offered me plenty of laughs in the eight years since, sessions of play have continued to get shorter and shorter until the silly goat ...

Back in 2014, Coffee Stain Studios released a game the world never knew it needed. Centered on a troublemaking goat, Goat Simulator ushered in a new style of game that would bring smiles to faces for ...

From the land of Nowhere comes Jason Bohn/ He talks too much because his mind is gone/ He sports a couple really lame tattoos/ And the most used button on his alarm is "snooze." (With apologies to ...